Hello, everyone! Let’s dive into the latest episode of AHS:1984.

10:00

A stake-out with Nurse Rita (or, well, whoever she is).

And who are you random man I assume we’re stalking.

1980

Rita’s really out here breaking into people’s houses. 

But I’m honestly not surprised anymore.

10:03

That’s that good wine, Ma’am.

Loud pounding bass music? A woman’s shrill scream?

Oh, she’s dead for sure.

10:05

The principle from I-Carly? And he’s related to Rita? Oh, okay, we’re supposed to understand Rita’s obsession with serial killers now. 

10:06

I kinda thought he might kill himself.

10:10

“Inconceivable”…movie reference.

“The darkness resides in everyone.”- The Night Stalker, 2019

10:12

How is her dad here right now? What is going on!

Follow in his footsteps? Does that mean Rita’s a serial killer now?

10:13

Xaiver’s having a mental breakdown. I guess he’s taking the loss of his good looks real hard.

10:15

Margaret is definitely gonna kill Chet. The boat is the perfect setting.

10:17

Ray’s back? After being decapitated? The ghosts around this camp are really becoming rampant.

10:18

“Do you ever think about death, Chet?”

Yeah, Margaret’s gonna kill him for sure.

10:20

Margaret could have had the courtesy to wait until he was dead before slicing his ear off.

10:21

To the bottom of the lake he goes.

10:25

Ray and Brooke having a conversation in the dining hall. 

How…intimate?

10:28

A kiss? Brooke, I think Ray’s a ghost so that’s really bizarre.

But for the sake of living, sure.

10:29

Rita confessing her sins.

Xavier does not forgive.

10:30

Montana is really not interested in preventing this massacre.

10:31

I can’t believe they did that in the middle of a killing spree. And it was Brooke’s first so…what an experience?

10:32

Did we really need to see Ray’s decapitated head? I already knew Ray was a ghost.

20 minutes until sunrise

I guess Montana is finally gonna kill Brooke?

Once again, an appropriate time for a villain monologue.

10:36

Death by choking?

10:37

But Brooke isn’t ready to die.

10:38

Yeah, you just wanted to understand your father, but this whole thing is entirely your fault.

10:39

Really? Mr. Jingles has some sort of conscious now? But it’s pretty crazy that he refused to kill Rita just because she deserved to live with her guilt.

10:41

Yes! Mr. Jingles, I’m totally on your side!

10:42

Xavier turned into Katniss Everdeen. He really cannot forgive those who ruin his image.

10:43

Five episodes and Mr. Jingles is already dead? Of course, in this series, nobody ever really stays dead.

10:45

Margaret is really out here to kill everyone. 

And the Night Stalker is allowing people to become ghosts?

10:49

The campers are finally here!

10:50

Montana still hasn’t killed Brooke?

10:51

Honestly, Brooke’s journey as a serial killer is entirely because of self-defense. 

And right in front of the children?

10:53

Brooke’s going to prison. Justice is served.

10:55

So, everyone is dead and Margaret framed Brooke for all the deaths?

However, I’m assuming the kids are safe at least? 

10:57

So everyone can see ghosts?

10:58

We get it, Ray is a ghost we don’t need medical evidence. If they take him to the hospital, what can actually happen? Or, better yet, can he truly leave the camp? 

10:59

No, he cannot leave. Bandana guy insists.

Montana? Everyone’s a ghost now?

11:00

The night stalker and Mr. Jingles going out a joy cruise. But they can leave the camp? 

Questions to ponder until next week!

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