10:00
It’s time for another live commentary review!
Then
We’re starting episode four in the past with an eclectic dance aerobics class with a wonderful 80s groove track.
As all good television does.
10:01
I’m fascinated by the Night Stalker’s interest in Montana’s aerobics class. Regardless, I’m assuming this is how Montana and Ricky met.
Romantic.
10:03
After hours, when everything is dark and far more mysterious.
Poor Rod, but those CGI effects are incredibly low budget. But I guess that’s the point.
10:04
And that ladies and gentlemen is how you begin an erotic relationship.
10:05
Okay, so Brooke’s fiance was the same guy who killed Montana’s brother? But, of course, instead of blaming the shooter, Montana will rightly blame Brooke instead.
And that explains why Montana ordered the Night Stalker to kill Brooke.
Sure.
10:12
Now
The Night Stalker and Montana are having a very casual conversation about murdering Brooke.
Meanwhile, Chet is finally getting the medical attention he deserves. I mean, how long can someone survive such an obvious infection?
10:13
Wait, is Chet dead?
…I tune out when it comes to needles.
10:14
New plan of attack: take the porn guy’s car so we can finally leave Camp Redwood. Something we should have done since episode one. Should work out smoothly, right?
10:15
I found Margaret! And so did Trevor.
10:16
Margaret, my main dude, you really gotta give up on this illusion of bringing innocent children into this literal nightmare.
10:17
Yo, Hell’s Kitchen is crazy these days.
But seriously. Why is this cook just chilling in here eating sandwiches?
10:18
I’m sure offering Mr. Jingles a delicious home-cooked meal will suddenly change his entire world perspective.
Okay, maybe it will.
10:19
Peace offering sandwich.
10:20
Slasher Action!
10:21
He really put Xavier in the oven?
Chance of survival: 0%.
10:25
Brooke’s POV:
Trapped in a supply closet, I guess.
10:26
Okay, you broke through the door, but now what? Also, where is the nurse? Is she really gonna let Brooke get away that easily?
No. Because this camp has turned into an Indiana Jones movie. Equipped with numerous traps.
10:27
I love when the bad guy monologues their true intentions.
10:28
“I’m a scientist” is a really poor justification for helping a serial killer.
10:29
Okay, I really want Xavier to survive because death via oven is looking really nasty.
10:30
The cook survived Mr. Jingles attack to save Xavier, but now she’s asking him to stab her? Ya’ll, Xavier’s gonna need a lot of therapy.
10:31
Montana found Brooke.
Yay?
“It’ll be over soon.”
Yeah, I bet it will.
10:32
I’m failing to understand Margaret’s character, especially because of that confusing flashback involving a less violent Mr. Jingles.
Benjy? Well, that’s…cute?
I’m relieved to know that these serial killers are super loyal to their girlfriends.
10:34
How convenient is it that the Night Stalker has Brooke waiting for him like this in the nurse’s trap?
But Mr. Jingles is here too.
I’m intrigued.
10:38
It’s Night Stalker vs Mr. Jingles. Final boss showdown. Let’s see how this turns out.
Also, Fake Rita and Monatana are squaring up.
Who will win this battle?
10:40
Ya’ll this is great content.
10:41
Update: Mr. Jingles is boss level.
I guess the Night Stalker is out of the equation?
10:42
Was Margaret praying for Mr. Jingles? Because guess who’s back!
10:44
I just processed a lot of information including terrible 1980s electrocution therapy.
10:45
I was right! Margaret was the serial killer! She totally framed Mr. Jingles.
“You finally protected me when you took the fall.”
But did he really consent to that, Margaret?
10:46
I’m honestly not that surprised. Margaret just acts like a psychopath.
10:47
Wait, did she just kill Mr. Jingles?
10:52
Why is Montana still flirting with Trevor? I’m pretty sure he isn’t a serial killer.
But I guess Montana was okay with the Night Stalker’s death?
10:53
“Right after he killed you.”
I’m gonna miss Trevor.
It gives me more incentive to hate Margaret more.
10:54
But Mr. Jingles didn’t die?
10:55
Ironically, Mr. Jingles and Xavier are not prepared to kill one another.
But did Mr. Jingles just vanish? Is he a ghost now?
10:56
I’m assuming this reunion is to remind the audience of everyone still living? And, for dramatic irony purposes, remind us that Margaret is a pathological liar.
10:57
I had a feeling you weren’t dead.
But is this really historically accurate? I’m pretty sure the real Richard Ramirez lacked mystical healing powers.
