AHS: 1984 Episode 7 Live Commentary
10:00
Camp Golden Star- 1948
I’m glad my mother never forced me to go to a summer camp.
Wait, is that supposed to be Margaret?
However, I’m also glad my mom never made fun of me for my introversion. But seriously, what’s the deal?
10:02
Don’t let Bobby out of your sight, yeah alright…
10:03
Voyeurism
Meanwhile, of course, Bobby is gonna disobey and go swimming. Did you really expect anything else?
10:04
But did they really kill him like that? Like, how does that happen?
10:09
And in the present day… we return to the horrifying saga of Brooke and Rita!
10:10
What did I say about needles?
10:11
Actually, why does Rita think Brooke should trust her? Rita tried to kill her several different times.
10:12
That’s hilarious, Brooke isn’t just gonna forget about Margaret. There’s a huge list of the people who want to kill her.
10 unnecessary years in prison? Yeah, I’d be pretty upset too.
10:13
Skating? Yeah, I’m sure Def Leppard and Skating will calm Brooke’s desire for blood.
10:15
Another new character?
And, conveniently, the moment they turn down Bruce, he’s there to magically fix their car….which means he gets a ride to Camp Redwood.
No stranger policy? That’s hilarious.
10:17
Bruce went full-on serial killer in a matter of seconds. And it’s always the cops who get it.
Also, if I’m supposed to know who this guy is, like a real-life famous killer, then I’m sorry. I have no idea.
10:25
Wow, the Camp Redwood ghosts aren’t as fun anymore with Montana in charge.
10:26
Mr. Jingles is back?
10:27
Ah, the woman in white.
Okay, so I just got a lot of backstory. In summary, Mr. Jingles was the kid named Benjamin who accidentally let Bobby swim by himself. His mother turned into a psychopath and slaughtered the camp counselors. She also tried to kill Benjamin, but he managed to kill her first.
And now she’s terrorizing the other camp kids.
10:32
Family reunion?
10:36
Alright, just to clarify, we cannot talk about Bobby around this crazy woman.
10:38
This is a very long story.
10:39
Okay? So Mr. Jingles’ mother turned Margaret into a psychopath? Because she hates him.
The wrong son died? Just what every boy wants to hear from his mother.
You may not really like Mr. Jingles but he’s had the worst go of things in this season.
10:42
Meanwhile, Bruce managed to catch-up with Brooke and Rita? Seriously?
10:46
That’s exactly what every girl wants to see when they wake up… Bruce.
10:47
This poor dude does not deserve this sort of attention.
10:48
What’s your problem, Bruce? This season of AHS is doing its best to namedrop as many serial killers as possible.
10:49
Brooke is an action star now.
10:50
And back at Camp Redwood…we’re setting up the greatest concert ever!
10:51
Wow, Brooke is a total savage now.
10:52
Richard really had to go and kill the main event? I was looking forward to this band performing.
I’m so stupid how did I not piece this together sooner? Of course, Mr. Jingles named his son after his little brother.
10:55
So Mr. Jingles has to sacrifice himself to save his son? That’s what I’m gathering.
Mr. Jingles killed himself? And now he’s a ghost?
I didn’t really see that coming.
