Episode six of AHS:1984 begins now!
1985
1985 would indicate that the events are taking place a year after our previous episode. A time jump into the future.
10:01
The Night Stalker? At this gross hotel?
Why is he trying to seduce this woman? And why Billy Idol?
10:02
Okay, so the Night Stalker and Mr. Jingles are roommates, and Mr. Jingles does not approve of the Night Stalker’s illicit activities. I suppose he’s suddenly gained a moral compass.
10:04
Montage of the Night Stalker murdering a bunch of innocent people while Mr. Jingles just casually watches.
10:05
REO Speedwagon is always a nostalgic choice.
Mr. Jingles really did the Night Stalker dirty. I mean, I approve of this betrayal and subsequent mob chase sequence.
I guess this means Mr. Jingles is finally free of the Night Stalker? Probably not but it’s a nice thought.
Honestly, this season has been all over the place so I have no idea what the show creators are planning for the end game.
10:11
We’re back at Camp Redwood. I’m assuming this guy missed the memo about the horrible killings that took place here?
1989
Another substantial time jump.
10:12
This guy is super lame with his birds.
10:13
Fanny pack joke. Plus, I knew he would die.
10:14
Ghost Party.
Also, Montana and Xavier are together now?
The Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous
Margaret…is a real estate agent?
And she flips serial killer houses. Fitting.
10:15
Trevor is still alive by plot convenience. He’s also an addict.
Why are they married? That just seems out of character for Margaret.
1985
These time jumps are verging on excessive at this point.
Good for Margaret to be there for Trevor simply because she thinks he forgot everything she did to her.
They can’t make you testify against your spouse? I really didn’t know that, I guess I’m super ignorant.
10:19
Courtney.
And Brooke is going to be executed?
10:20
Smooth transition to prison.
And the Night Stalker is there? Well, why not?
10:21
Talk of Montana- transition to said, Montana.
Ray is still trying his best to be a good boy.
10:22
Montana and Xavier really went full-on serial killers. Who isn’t a serial killer in this show?
10:27
Excuse me, Night Stalker, we don’t need to hear about the lethal injection in such detail.
10:28
There will be no alliances today. Brooke is also a “good girl.”
10:29
Who wouldn’t want to live where Lizzie Borden murdered her family?
10:31
Why does she still own Camp Redwood?
What? Mr. Jingles is a father now? He’s got a family and everything and I don’t know what to think about that, especially since they know he murdered people and they’re okay with that? I’m rambling.
10:32
Does he work at a video store? Economic opportunities are severely limited in Alaska.
“Lot’s of opportunities in VHS”- Hindsight is hilarious.
10:33
Why are you re-opening the camp? Why! What is wrong with the people in this show?
10:34
What a stupid question, reporter. Obviously, Margaret doesn’t care about the recent murders.
Courtney doesn’t deserve this.
10:35
Chet is ready to go.
10:40
Does the Night Stalker have another girlfriend? And why is he so concerned with Brooke?
I always have more questions than answers.
The headliner for Camp Redwood is Billy Idol. Convenient.
10:42
Do you want to be immortalized? Boy, do I have some news for you.
10:43
Brooke’s execution.
10:44
What’s going on with the Night Stalker? I don’t even want to know how he managed that blood circle.
Yes, this is all very slow and dramatic.
10:45
Really, Margaret? This is why nobody likes you.
This is where I tune out because I can’t stand needles.
10:46
Okay, creepy black magic tendrils from the Night Stalker, what goes on?
Possession? I can’t even be bothered.
10:47
So, Brooke is dead but also I can’t help but think that she’s not.
10:52
Sure, this kid rented a bunch of horror movies but they turned out to not be horror movies? I really hate it when that happens.
10:53
I knew it, they killed Mr. Jingle’s wife.
I’m really sorry, Lorraine.
10:54
Is that the Charmed theme song?
Bobby will be super important one day, right? Otherwise, none of these shenanigans will be worth it.
10:56
Brooke is alive again? Or, maybe she was never dead to start with.
Rita’s back too I guess.
Yeah, I’m not sure where any of this is going.
