10:00
Hello, friends! It’s time for another live commentary of American Horror Story: 1984!
We left our characters in a precarious situation, so let’s see what happens!
10:01
I admire the Night Stalker’s tenacity. He insists on breaking into this cabin.
10:02
Perfect! The show’s first official jump scare! Also, I hope this place has insurance to cover those broken windows.
10:03
In other news, we finally found the car keys.
However, the logic behind their retreat back to the car is heavily absurd. It basically boils down to which person can run the fastest.
10:04
So Ray was the guy who came up with the survival of the fittest plan, but Karma decided to punish him for it. The Night Stalker is having a lot of fun slashing his arms.
10:06
More window-smashing! And the POV has switched to Montana, Xavier, and Trevor.
And in the most dramatic plot twist in history (sarcasm implied): two stupid and immature kids were pretending to be Mr. Jingles to play an idiotic prank.
But Mr. Jingles decided to show up just in time to kill the imposters!
10:10- First commercial break
More running through the woods!
And a pit of death?
10:11
How many kids are involved in this dumb prank?
And why is Mr.Jingles just letting this kid have a convo with him? What’s with these serial killers?
He just let him go? Did he honestly feel sorry for him?
10:12
Ray and Chet fell into the pit of death and now Chet has been impaled by a stick?
10:13
What’s with these people?! Why does the nurse not want Emma Roberts to find help?
10:14
The nurse is evil? Going around injecting people in the neck with needles.
10:19
A Flashback- One Week Ago
Apparently, the nurse went to visit Mr. Jingles? And she’s interested in serial killers? She apparently can just get these serial killers to admit their worst sins, including Ted Bundy (an unlikely story).
10:20
Another convo with a serial killer.
And it’s off the record!
10:22
Is she trying to empathize with Mr. Jingles by telling him he’s not evil? I’m pretty sure he is.
He couldn’t remember killing the kids at the camp. Well, sure, maybe it was Margaret…Fan Theory.
10:24
The nurse gave Mr. Jingles the newspaper! And told him to go back to the camp! Just to try and figure out why he kills people?
Whack 80s science.
10:26
The nurse told Mr. Jingles how to escape the asylum and she told him how to get back to the camp.
Savage.
10:28
Yo! This nurse is taking research way too far. Are you really gonna just take out other women like that?
Alright, so apparently our nurse character actually pretended to be the real camp’s nurse just so she could be here in the first place. Right.
10:30
The nurse also injected Brooke with a tranquilizer. Convenient.
Goodnight, Brooke.
10:34
Chet is still impaled on a stick and he’s passed out for sure. Oh, and Ray is just having a small panic attack, not that I blame him.
10:36
Backstory time. Via a flashback!
LAST YEAR- All caps are necessary.
Storytime! You see, Ray was in a fraternity that encourages binge drinking and hazing!
10:36
Giving this Asian kid a pep talk on why he should join in on the binge drinking and hazing.
Unfortunately, the Asian kid fell down the stairs and….
…It was just an “accident” so instead of calling the police, we’re just gonna fake this guy’s death.
10:38
Plot twist! The Asian kid was not dead, but he probably is now that Ray let him drive down the side of a cliff.
Present
Kids, don’t drop out of college. If I can do it, anyone can.
10:39
Ray is in heaps of trouble. The police found the car. They traced it back to him. Chet is awake again.
10:40
Yo, Ray saved his life and he’s just gonna leave him like that?
Savage.
10:41
Update on Montana, Trevor, and Xavier:
Montana is rather selfish and doesn’t feel up to saving Margaret and the cook. However, I must insist that I’m pretty sure Margaret is a serial killer.
10:42
Hey! There’s the real nurse! I guess Rita didn’t kill her after all.
10:44
But Mr. Jingles sure did!
10:48
Hey, a reunion!
Also, Ray is still outing Chet like that?
10:49
Hala! They’re onto Rita now. I mean, how often do you find random nurses bound in the boathouse wearing the real camp uniform?
10:50
Yo, what’s up, Mr. Jingles? I haven’t seen you in a while.
10:53
We saved Chet but I’m pretty sure Mr. Jingles has had enough of this nonsense.
10:54
Pretty sure Trevor just killed the kid who was pretending to be Mr. Jingles.
10:55
Yup!
10:56
Night Stalker vs. Montana. Let’s get it!
Also, Ray deserves to die. This is why I wasn’t upset when he was decapitated on that motorcycle via Mr. Jingles who was just conveniently waiting with an ax.
10:57
A Montana and Night Stalker relationship? I wasn’t expecting that. It might be the biggest plot twist yet.
Also, Montana and the Night Stalker are working together?
Okay. That’s enough for one day.
