10:00
Alright, everyone! We’re back with another live commentary.
10:01
We’re already being introduced to a new character? And she has bad manners! Just walking into Margaret’s cabin like that?
Oh, newsflash, apparently we should already know this character. She’s in charge of the institution which just conveniently lost Mr. Jingles.
10:02
So? Another warning to close the camp? But, of course, we’ll probably inevitably ignore that.
10:03
Also, it isn’t nice to threaten people with guns when they’re obviously trying to help you!!
10:04
I really hate it when I get a flat tire which conveniently allows a serial killer to catch up to me.
Goodbye, Karen.
And goodbye to my dinner because I really don’t need to watch an impromptu ear removal surgery.
10:10
We’re back from the commercial! And the Night Stalker has made his anticipated arrival!
10:12
“The boys will leave and remove themselves from temptation”- Margaret, 2019
10:14: LAST SUMMER!
I used the caps to show how unexpected that subtitle was.
AHH! Here’s the story behind the engagement ring!
Joseph Kavanaugh? Now that is an unfortunate name.
Joey is also a huge jerk. Super jealous, very aggressive, and enormously confrontational. Why did Brooke like this dude?
10:15
“I love you.”
“I don’t believe you.”
10:16
Joey went on a murderous rage. He killed Brooke’s father and his best man. Now, that seems a bit overboard.
And he killed himself? A red wedding (Wow, GOT reference)
10:18
Of course, you can’t see it! If this was more convenient, then all the drama would be gone.
10:18
What the hell, Margaret? You know those boys went to shower so why would you cut the power off? Do you want everyone to die? Mayhaps?
10:19
Blake?! WHO ARE YOU?!
Ah, it’s Xavier’s “daddy?”
Cough *pimp* Cough
10:20
I’m super confused. Is the pimp making him do porn? That’s what I’m gathering.
10:21
Insert sexy shower montage.
And someone’s peeking in the shower cabin….Okay.
What’s the purpose of this storyline? Xaver’s pimp or whatever is spying on his campmates?
10:22
For once, I’m glad Mr. Jingles decided to pull up armed with his knife. Because now we can get rid of this weird guy and his ridiculous storyline.
That was Mr. Jingles, right?
10:28
After another commercial break, we find Brooke sitting at the end of the dock. With a dead body in the water. And the Night Stalker…who is strangely attractive? Or am I insane?
But how do you miss with that knife dude? She was just laying there!
10:29
Another horror chase scene.
WHAT! Bandana guy is still alive?
Hold Up! Hold Up! He’s dead again? What’s going on? Why was that so unnecessarily gruesome?
10:30
Goodbye, nurse.
10:31
How are you alive, Bandana guy? What’s going on? That’s the third time this dude has died.
And HE JUST VANISHED!
10:32
Ah, they found the pimp. And his ear is missing so Mr. Jingles is on the move.
Check his pulse? Bro has a knife through his head how can anyone survive that?
10:33
Help him, Xavier? THERE IS A KNIFE THROUGH HIS HEAD?
10:34
Another running scene.
Cut to: Margaret having a chill convo with the Night Stalker. And I’m interested in learning more about Bandana guy as well. Especially since he’s really into resurrection.
10:38
Music cue!
Night Stalker has a name… Richard Ramirez! For those of you who might not know, Ramirez was the notorious real-life serial killer who went on a spree of home invasions in LA.
Lovely….
…but why does this music sound romantic?
Bandana guy has been dead for fourteen years. Consider that carefully.
10:40
This just became an unorthodox therapy session.
“Pain is all I’ve ever known”- Richard, 2019.
That’s deep, man
10:41
“A girl brought me here. I think I like you better. Can I see your feet?”
Excuse me?
Also, why is this notorious serial killer acting completely out of character?
10:43
Sudden cut to the counselors. And they’re actually trying to leave the camp!! It’s too late for that, sirs and ma’ams.
But we still gonna try.
10:44
Less than a minute in operation and Xavier crashes the car.
*sigh* was that bandana guy, again?
10:48
Last commercial break?
10:49
“My keys are in the cabin.”
Perfect.
10:50
Operation: Fetch those keys so we can get the heck out of here!
10:51
Margaret meets Bandana guy….er, Jonas?
“I thought you were dead?”
“I’m not, but I think you might be.”
You think! This savage has already died like a dozen times.
Flashback:
Well, Jonas is trying to help us figure out what’s going on. Apparently, on the night of the attack, Jonas went to try and call for help. He got hit by a truck, which sounds very familiar.
But Mr. Jingles was in the truck?!
Then who the hell was attacking everyone in the cabin?
“Am I Dan Aykroyd? I guess”
What a great Ghost Busters reference.
10:53
“What am I supposed to do now?”
Idk, Jonas? The Hotel Cortez is probs open.
10:54
Yo, Mr. Jingles? Are you even the serial killer, bro?
10:55
Another Night Stalker sighting.
10:56
It’s over? While everyone’s about to die?? WHAT!
